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  "You've got yourself a deal, mister," said Joe, pocketing the bills.

  "Yes, sir, we'll start investigating right away," said Frank. "We'll get back to you as soon as we learn anything."

  "Okay, buzz off," said Igor, waving his hand dismissively. "And when they ask you what you found in here, tell them about the attache case and say there was nothing else you could find. That should satisfy them."

  "Thanks, sir," Frank said, still working on buttering him up. "You think of everything."

  "That's why I have everything," said Igor. He pulled out a cigar and was lighting it with a gold lighter as the Hardys left.

  Out in the passageway, Frank turned to Joe. "I don't feel like I'm on a boat. I feel like I'm swimming in the middle of a sea — a sea full of sharks."

  "Yeah, and they're all ravenous," said Joe.

  "Well, let's go feed Sam the line that Igor cooked up," said Frank. "Hopefully, it'll keep him from snapping at us."

  To their relief, Sam swallowed the story. He shrugged and said, "Well, at least we did our job. They can't blame us if we didn't come up with anything. It won't be the first time."

  "What will they do, without the extra information on the passenger?" asked Frank.

  "Beats me," said Sam. "They'll pick him up with the rest of our cargo, and that's the last we'll see of him."

  "And where will they take him?" Frank persisted.

  Sam grimaced wearily. "I already told you, our job is to deliver stuff. After that, we don't have anything to do with it." He looked sharply at Frank. "Hey, what makes you so curious, anyway?"

  Joe interrupted hastily. "Frank is naturally nosy. Gets him in trouble, I always say. All I want to know is what we're supposed to do now. Do we get some time off?"

  "You alternate shifts waiting in the galley," said Sam. "One of you has to be on call in case Igor rings. The other can sack out in the cabin, or play cards or whatever in the rec room. But watch out for the off-limits sign. It's not for decoration. On this ship, if you break a rule, you don't just say goodbye to your job. You say goodbye, period."

  "Got you," said Frank.

  "No problem," said Joe.

  "Me, I'm going to get some shut-eye," said Sam, stretching and yawning. "Don't wake me unless there's an emergency. There won't be much time to sleep. We'll be unloading in less than twenty-four hours, and then clearing out in a hurry."

  Frank glanced at his watch in surprise. "I didn't realize it was day already. With everything blacked out, I can't tell night from day."

  "Yeah, it is weird, huh," Sam agreed as he went to lie down in his bunk. "The bosses love to keep us all in the dark."

  By the time Frank and Joe reached the door, Sam was already snoring. Frank closed the door softly, then said, "I'll take first shift in the galley. I'll try to find out if the cook knows anything. The way this operation is set up, I don't have much hope, though."

  "I'll do some nosing around myself," said Joe.

  "Hey, be careful," said Frank.

  "Sure, you know me," said Joe.

  "That's the trouble," Frank said with a grimace.

  Joe slapped Frank on the shoulder and watched him head for the galley. Then Joe made a beeline for the one thing he always found irresistible — an off-limits sign.

  Sam had made sure to point it out to the Hardys on their fast tour of the ship. But even if he hadn't, there was no way to miss it. Posted right next to a stairway, it was three feet by three feet with bright red letters: CAUTION, OFF-LIMITS, NO

  UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL PAST THIS POINT. ALL VIOLATORS PUNISHED SEVERELY! The WOrd "severely" was underlined in black.

  Joe glanced quickly up and down the passageway to make sure nobody was coming, then darted down the stairway.

  He descended into a dimly lit cargo hold. Several dozen unmarked wooden crates filled it. He shone his penlight on a few. As Joe walked around the cases, the smell of Cosmoline, the sweet, sticky grease that arms manufacturers use to pack their wares, filled his nostrils. The hold smelled like the National Guard Armory back in Bayport.

  I have an idea what these things hold, he thought as he took out the Swiss army knife that had come with his steward's uniform. He pried open a crate and reached inside.

  Yuck, he thought, and pulled back his hand. His fingers were covered with the dark grease that he had been smelling.

  Well, my hands can't get any greasier, he decided, and pulled the partially opened lid wider so that he could shove in both hands. He took a firm grip on the grease-covered metal he felt and pulled it out. He was holding a submachine gun. He quickly replaced the weapon and put the lid back on the crate, then wiped his hands on a rag. He looked around the hold at the other crates.

  "There must be a whole arsenal down here," he muttered. As he looked around one last time, he noticed a group of fiberglass and steel boxes sitting in one corner of the hold.

  What else do they need? he wondered as he moved to open the top box. There, nestled in a foam cradle, was a machine that so surprised Joe that it took him one long moment to recognize what it was — a lie detector.

  "Guns and gadgets! What is going on here?" he whispered. "I've got to tell F — "

  Just then he heard a sound. He squeezed himself into a perfect hiding place made by a gap between two crates.

  He could just make out the high-pitched voices of two men who seemed to be stationary. They were clearly arguing about something.

  Joe carefully edged his way between the crates toward the voices. He rounded the last crate in the row and found himself facing a steel door. The door was open a crack, and the voices were coming from inside.

  "I'm starving," said one voice. "I'm going upstairs to get some chow."

  "You know the orders," said a second voice. "No mingling with the crew. We're supposed to keep out of sight until we get off-loaded tomorrow."

  "Just my luck to be stuck with a by-the-book partner," said the first man.

  "I'm making the same money you are," said the second. "And I'm not going to risk losing it."

  "Well, there's no way I'm going to wait one minute more to get fed," retorted the first man. He pulled open the door and stepped out.

  It happened too suddenly for Joe to hide. The man and Joe stared each other in the eye.

  Joe opened his mouth, searching for some kind of explanation. But the man wasn't waiting for an explanation. Before Joe could blink, the guy launched a savage left hook.

  Before the fist connected with his jaw, all Joe had time to do was form a single word in his mind. Caught! he thought, and then the punch sent him spinning into a pitch-black night streaked with multicolored shooting stars of pain.

  Chapter 8

  JOE WAS DOWN but not out. Even with his mind teetering on the brink of consciousness, his body reacted instinctively. The moment he hit the floor, he started rolling, away from the fist that had sent him heading toward dreamland. At the same time, Joe shook his head, trying to clear away the cobwebs.

  The next couple of seconds seemed like hours as he stopped rolling, tensed his legs to get to his feet, and forced his eyes to open, although that was the last thing he wanted to do.

  Through a blur, he saw that the man had followed him. What Joe could see all too clearly, but couldn't do anything about, was the tip of the man's boot heading straight toward his chin.

  It never made it.

  There was a clang so loud that for an instant Joe thought someone was pounding a gong inside his head. Then there was a series of crashing nojses, like the sound of dishes breaking.

  On his hands and knees, still dazed, Joe watched helplessly as Frank lifted the steel tray and brought it down on the back of the man's head again. Then he whirled around to face the other man, who was coming out of the room.

  He swung the tray in a level arc so that the edge caught the second man in the stomach. Then, as the man doubled over, Frank lifted the tray up and—crack — it hit the bottom of the man's chin, snapping his head back. He toppled backward, hit a wal
l, and crumpled to the floor.

  Frank gave both fallen men a glance to make sure they were unconscious. Then he went to Joe, who was still trying to struggle to his feet.

  "You okay?" he asked, helping Joe up.

  Joe touched his chin gingerly and winced slightly. "Bruised but nothing broken," he said. "Thanks for showing up in time. The tip of that guy's boot could have done a lot more damage than his fist. How did you get here, anyway?"

  "Bit of luck," said Frank. "While I was sitting around in the galley, the cook told me to rouse Sam. Seems it was Sam's job to deliver chow to these guys down here. Nobody else was supposed to talk to them. But when I told the cook that Sam was sacked out and would get real mad if I woke him up, the cook decided it wouldn't hurt for me to bring the food down, if I did it real fast and kept my mouth shut. Needless to say, I was glad to oblige. It seemed like a terrific chance to find out more about what's happening. I didn't realize it'd also be a chance to get you out of a jam."

  Joe couldn't argue. "No risks, no rewards," he said weakly. "And for this risk, I discovered that this hold is filled with crates of weapons and some really weird stuff. I thought we were dealing with arms smugglers until I found a lie detector and a bunch of other electronic equipment over in the corner. Now I don't know what's going on here."

  "Neither do I," said Frank. "We keep uncovering more questions than answers."

  "I did learn one thing," Joe replied. "I overheard these two guys talking. Seems they've taken jobs with whoever is running this show. From what they said, they're supposed to be picked up with the cargo."

  "Hey, that is good," said Frank, looking at the two unconscious men with new interest. "Come on, let's tie them up fast, before they come to. Then we can find out what they know."

  They took some rope off one of the crates and used it to tie up the men. But by the time they had tied the last knots and were waiting for the men to regain consciousness, Frank was having second thoughts about their chances of getting information.

  "I'll bet they don't know any more than anybody else," he said. "Every part of this operation is kept separate from every other part. These guys wouldn't be told anything until they moved on to the next part of the operation."

  "Right," said Joe. "If we want to find out what's going on and where, we'll have to do it by ourselves."

  "Too bad we're not in these guys' shoes," said Frank. Then he paused, looking at the pair with new interest.

  Joe was quiet, too, as he looked at them. Then he asked, "Are you thinking what I am?"

  "Probably," said Frank. "The idea is crazy enough."

  "Crazy enough to work," Joe said. "These guys are about our sizes."

  "And their hair coloring is close to ours, too," said Frank, warming to the idea. "One's got brown hair like mine; the other is blond like you. We could pass for them if we managed to dodge the crew members who've seen us already."

  "Should have known you'd be ready to go for it," Joe said, grinning. This was more like it, he thought. He and Frank were swinging into action. It was time to stop running from danger, time to launch an attack.

  Meanwhile, Frank was thinking out loud.

  "Getaway's policy of keeping its employees in the dark is its strength, but also its weakness," he said. "It's impossible to trace them from Florida to wherever headquarters is. But on the other hand, each time we get past one of the roadblocks they've set up, nobody can chase us or call ahead to warn anybody about us. Because nobody knows where we're going after we leave their particular operation."

  "So the same shield that protects the higher-ups protects us, too," said Joe, grinning.

  "Not exactly," said Frank. "Sooner or later, we're going to run into somebody who knows enough of what's going on to know that we don't belong here. And we are a long way from any sort of backup. When we run out of places to go, we have a problem. A real problem."

  "So, we make sure that we always have an escape route open," said Joe, shrugging. "As long as we keep moving, I think we're in good shape."

  "I hope so," said Frank, then turned back to the problem at hand. "First thing we have to do is see Igor."

  "Why?" asked Joe. "You don't trust him, do you?"

  "No," said Frank. "But we have to make sure he doesn't give us away when he sees us. He's going to be picked up at the same time as the cargo and us."

  Frank and Joe hauled the two limp men into the back room and made sure the ropes that bound them were secure. Then they put gags in the men's mouths. They planned to come back when the ship neared the shore, and put on the men's khakis.

  Then they went to Igor's cabin.

  He was glad to see them.

  "What did you find out?" he asked. "Remember, no info, no more money."

  "Sorry, pal," said Joe, shrugging. "Nobody knows anything."

  "I should have known," said Igor with disgust. "I was dumb to give you two a penny. In fact, I want my money back."

  "What are you going to do if we don't hand it over?" Joe sneered, acting the part of a young thug. "You figure on taking it from us?"

  "I won't have to," said Igor smugly. "I'll simply report that someone stole two thousand dollars from me, and your superiors will take it from you for me."

  "You're a real nice guy, aren't you," said Joe, waving a clenched fist in front of Igor's eyes. "I've got half a mind to — "

  Frank cut in on his tirade. "Cool it, Joe. Use that half a mind of yours. Igor's got a lot more than two thousand dollars for us if we treat him right."

  Frank turned to the balding businessman and apologized. "Don't let my buddy bother you. We know that we didn't come up with much, but we think we can give you your money's worth. Actually, we can do something that's worth a lot more than the twenty thousand that you offered us."

  "So far we agree on one thing—neither of you has earned the thousand I gave you," Igor said angrily. "What do you propose to do to earn any more of my money?"

  "We made a deal with two guys we ran into," said Frank. "They're new recruits who are going to the same place you are. We gave them a thousand apiece to let us go in their places. That way, we'll be able to look out for you, keep you posted, and keep you protected."

  "For a price," said Joe in a harsh voice. "A bigger one than you offered. We had to pay off those two guys, and we're taking more risks. We want our payoff doubled."

  "Highway robbery," snapped Igor.

  "Take it or leave it," said Frank.

  Igor looked at their faces. Both of them kept their expressions flat and cold. Igor shrugged. "Okay. I'll pay. You can't blame me for wanting to negotiate a bit, though. Lifetime habits are hard to break."

  He gave them a big, friendly smile that was about as convincing as the sun rising in the west.

  "Sure," said Frank, giving him the same kind of smile in return. "No hard feelings."

  "So long as we get the cash," said Joe, concluding the negotiations.

  After they left Igor's cabin, Frank said, "That worked fine. The one way to convince him we're on the up-and-up was to convince him we'd do anything for money. That's the only thing he believes in."

  Then he added, "I'm heading back to the galley before they come looking for me. We don't want anybody wandering down in the hold and spotting those two guys we tied up. We'll make the clothing switch as close to landfall as we can. Cut down our chances of being caught."

  "Right," said Joe. "I'll get some sleep and then relieve you. Wake me when you get tired."

  They parted in the passageway, and Joe went to their cabin.

  He hadn't realized how tired he was until he saw his bunk. He didn't bother taking off all his clothes, just his white steward's jacket and his black shoes. He lay down in the bunk and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

  His sleep was deep — so deep that even when he started dreaming he knew it was all a dream, as if he were standing a safe distance outside of himself, so that nothing could really hurt him.

  He saw Jeeves, the chauffeur, pointi
ng a gun at him and saying in his British accent, "Better start running now, sir, better start running fast, faster than my bullets."

  He saw himself running, stumbling over sand that kept slipping beneath his feet, so that he didn't go forward but just kept digging himself deeper and deeper into a hole.

  Finally he was at the bottom of the hole, looking up at the light of the sky above. And then the light was blotted out by a face that belonged to Alex, the man who had grilled him and Frank at the Florida mansion.

  Alex was smiling a sneering, triumphant smile and saying, "I didn't have to put you in quicksand, after all. You've dug your own grave."

  Then Alex began kicking sand down onto Joe's upturned face, and Joe heard himself shouting desperately, "Frank, come on, time to get going! Move it!"

  Then Alex's face was gone, and there was Frank's, close to him, right above him.

  "Frank, I knew you'd show up. You know I'd do the same for you," Joe said in relief. Then he saw that Frank's face wasn't smiling, but tight-lipped and grim.

  And he suddenly realized that Frank's hand was on his shoulder, shaking him.

  Shaking him awake.

  He sat up in bed and looked groggily past Frank, and saw Sam standing in the doorway with a gun in his hand and a look of vicious anger on his face.

  And Joe knew that this was no dream.

  It was a nightmare made real.

  Chapter 9

  "GET ON YOUR feet—fast," said Sam in a snarl that shredded the last doubts Joe had that he was awake and that this was all real.

  Joe sat up, swung himself down out of his bunk, and stood beside Frank. He needed no prompting to follow Frank's lead when his brother put both hands in the air.

  "What happened?" he asked.

  "I was in the galley about half an hour ago when Sam rang and told me to bring him some coffee. When I did, he shoved this gun in my face and told me to lead him to you. I didn't have any choice."

  "And now you don't have any chance," said Sam. "You two kids got your nerve, trying to play me for a sucker."